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Entry #1970: More Interlopers

Good gracious! This place is crawling with lab rats! I don’t know what’s going, but the humans seem to be hosting an inordinate amount of outlanders at the lab these days. First, the “open house” a few days back, and now…the environment seems to be teeming with stoppers by and what they call “guests.” Each…

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Journal Entry #1956: The Lab Exposed

It happened. The human “lab rats” exposed our lab to foreign agents. Not only did they expose the lab, but they just opened the doors and let people roam like a bunch of hooligans! I’d like to meet the human that created the concept of an “open house” and give him a few remarks… I…

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Journal Entry #1923: Open Lab

The human “lab rats” have themselves in a dither planning for some sort of event coming up. Much to my dismay, they plan to open the lab to outlanders everywhere. They call this experiment “The Open House”…or others are calling it “The Elixir Mixer.” Are they crazy?!?!? Introducing foreign agents into a secure lab environment?!?!? Near…

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Journal Entry #1912: An Interesting Hypothesis

Well this is an interesting discovery and hypothesis: Can a Broadway play be promoted via a “movie trailer?” Well that’s exactly what’s going on with Willy Wonka. In promoting a musical version of “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory,” the production company is using trailer-style video teasers. It’s not often that Broadway musicals get big-budget film…

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Journal Entry #1,900: Crisis Averted!

Phew! We made it!   Got the all-clear from my fellow lab rats today. The catastrophe I reported in my last journal entry did, in fact, turn out to be a net positive.   Hypothesis: The mercury seems to have mixed with other existing elements already in the lab (fire, water, earth, air and metal…

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Journal Entry #1,899: A Colossal Mistake

Dangit! I’ve spilled mercury all over the lab! The humans (er, “Lab Rats”) are gonna go ballistic! I managed to clean most of it up, but I’d be lying if I said this didn’t leave a lasting impression. This lab seems to be super-charged now! There’s an energy here, and it’s palpable. Time will tell…

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Journal Entry #1,892: Telling Stories

An interesting discovery was made today: Boy, do these humans like to tell stories. (Did I tell you that they, too, call themselves “Lab Rats?” LOL!) Storytelling seems to be at the center of every conversation they have. They keep saying to one another, “At the heart of every meaningful engagement is a story that…

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Journal Entry #1,888: A New Experiment

Overheard an interesting conversation in the lab today. The humans are planning something big. (Interesting side note, they call themselves “Lab Rats.” If only they knew they about us REAL lab rats. — Maybe they do! –) This new experiment they’re embarking on sounds interesting. From what I can tell, they are planning to mix…

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Journal Entry #1,847: The Move

Success. For reasons that shall remain secret at this time, I am pleased to report that we’ve successfully relocated the lab from an office building in Troy to an industrial space in Royal Oak. I managed to scurry out with most of the lab rats in tow, and successfully teleported all of our old lab…

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