Did you catch my latest holiday dispatch?
No? Don’t fret. Here’s the scoop:
The message involved season’s greetings and the wish of a year of good fortune. Which reminds me…
We’ve launched a new fortune telling platform.
Fame, wisdom, wealth or magical force is destined to define 2017 for you.
Questioning our fortune-telling abilities? How dare you! At least pick a card before you put our talents in the wringer.