Overheard: It’s a new product!
My Dear Outlanders,
I have exciting news to share. As I reported a while back, the humans are conducting a groundbreaking experiment of their very own, using themselves as the proverbial lab rats!
Well, listen to this: I’ve been spying and listening in, and I have the first bit of news to reveal. What they are planning is an invention of their very own — a new consumer brand! From what I’ve heard, it’s a new product line, designed and engineered to meet the needs of a niche audience — but one with nearly 65 million Americans in it alone! (That’s some under-served niche!)
Hmmm. That’s all I can share for now. But I will let you know more as soon as I hear. To wit, I overheard one of the alchemists say that they’re expecting to complete the prototypes by month’s end!