The human “lab rats” have themselves in a dither planning for some sort of event coming up.
Much to my dismay, they plan to open the lab to outlanders everywhere. They call this experiment “The Open House”…or others are calling it “The Elixir Mixer.”
Are they crazy?!?!? Introducing foreign agents into a secure lab environment?!?!?
Near as I can tell, word has circulated about this event via a “top-secret” invite, which I’ve managed to get my hands on:
You didn’t hear it from me, but I believe you can be granted access to this event by sending a note to firstname.lastname@example.org. Mum’s the word!
Now…to find a hole to scurry into until the coast is clear!