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(Carrier pigeons recently discontinued. They made too much mess around the office.)

Wannabe Clients

The Alchemy Lab

1847 N Main St. Suite B
Royal Oak, MI 48073

P: (248) 840-1139
F: Sorry, we don’t have a fax*.

*If you still do, we need to talk.

Wannabe Alchemists

Alchemy is always looking for new alchemists recruits to work in the lab, mixing strange elements and changing the nature of time and space. If you think you would be a great fit, please use our handy worksheet to see if you have the right stuff and to check on open positions.

Wannabe Podcasters

Looking to fight for your generation in our Generational Fight Club podcast? Head over to the Podcast page to submit your info!