Entry #1982: INTRUDER ALERT.

I hope this dispatch comes through clearly as I am currently guarding my life in the rafters of the lab.


ATTENTION: A beast-like creature has threatened the security of the lab. (Please tell me it’s NOT some sort of rat terrier!!!) I’ve alerted all of my fellow rats and we’ve set our sights on the heights.


The worst part of it all is the humans are essentially encouraging the beast to contaminate our sterile environment. They’ve given him all necessary provisions… nibbles, H20, and a full suite of entertainment. When’s the last time the humans provided us lab rats with provisions? NEVER!

How dare they!


He seems to respond to the call of “Radley.” The humans say he’s “friendly” and “cute” as he gnaws on their hands and extrudes liquid on our carpets. What kind of twisted world is this?!

If anyone knows what this creature is, how to lure it out of the lab, and if they are harmful to rats, please send correspondence.


Bunson J. Rattington

Bunson J. Rattington

Lab Rat at Alchemy
Bunson acts as the eyes and ears of the Alchemy Lab – secretly recording the exciting experiments and funny happenings the humans get into every day.
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