ENTRY# 2026: Breaking News!

Overheard: It’s a new product!

My Dear Outlanders,

I have exciting news to share. As I reported a while back, the humans are conducting a groundbreaking experiment of their very own, using themselves as the proverbial lab rats!

Well, listen to this: I’ve been spying and listening in, and I have the first bit of news to reveal. What they are planning is an invention of their very own — a new consumer brand! From what I’ve heard, it’s a new product line, designed and engineered to meet the needs of a niche audience — but one with nearly 65 million Americans in it alone! (That’s some under-served niche!)

Hmmm. That’s all I can share for now. But I will let you know more as soon as I hear. To wit, I overheard one of the alchemists say that they’re expecting to complete the prototypes by month’s end!

Something’s afoot…


Bunson J. Rattington

Bunson J. Rattington

Lab Rat at Alchemy
Bunson acts as the eyes and ears of the Alchemy Lab – secretly recording the exciting experiments and funny happenings the humans get into every day.
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